As a longtime fan of sex by itself, I was skeptical when I heard about your "sex drugs". I thought it would be similar to good ol' amyl nitrate, but I was happily mistaken. I tried Fraudutek's sex drugs one night, and found myself having the most incredible sex of my life, without having to lift a finger! Now I'm happily using sex drugs all the time, even at work! Thank you, Fraudutek Industries!
- Electra Etcetera
Sex Drugs...What can you say about them? They are the greatest thing next to crack whores. They erased most of my childhood guilt about being an altar boy. It made me realize that if I were totally unihibited by shame and moral standards I could easily have sex with so many more objects and creatures I never thought my psyche would allow me to. In fact I used the blue "Morals Inhibitor" pill and I had with the "Orifice in a Can" while listening to the great sounds of Zamfir, master of the pan flute. The bright pink ones erased all of my Catholic brainwashing and I masturbated with a meatloaf right away! Thank you Fraudutek...thank [the absurd notion of a higher being] for Fraudutek.
- A. Junkie- It's German and pronounced Youn Kee (12/30/99)