Welcome to the home of the Dead Hooker Trading Card Series

Let us begin by assuring you that

WE DON'T HATE WOMEN!

No. Honestly. We really don't*

This site is currently under construction. If you would like to own your own copy of the Dead Hooker Trading Cards, then you'll just have to wait. We do plan on having a mailing address, but we don't yet.

If you would like to check out a sample card (#1), then Click Here

If you would like to find out the origins of the Dead Hooker Trading Cards, Click Here.

To read some of the Hate Mail we have already received, click here!

If you would like to send us some (hate)mail. Please feel free to E-mail us.