Dead Hooker Trading Cards - Hate Mail

HATE MAIL

The following is an example of some of the hate mail we have received (white text), along with our response (yellow text).

Yes this is Hate mail!

By accident I came across your website. I was looking for picture reference on nautilus squid sea shells, don't ask me how I linked to you jerks. I am a talented artist, and let me assure you, 1. your work sucks 2. of course you hate women or you'd have the integrity to cancel your disgusting website.

1. Thank you for your comments.

2. I must insist (my parole officer has made it clear to me that I must always insist) that I do not hate women. I've made many improvements over the last year. For example, I don't refer to women as 'dirty bitches.' I now just refer to them as 'bitches'. To you, that may not seem like a great improvement, but think of it this way, it is a 50% improvement!

So tell me how many billions of hits are you getting that promote this kind of vulgarity and violence? Hits by a bunch of fricking masohcists.

I recently got my 3 billionth hit. We at Dead Hooker Trading Cards are very proud. Thank you.

By the way I'm sure her X-roomate appreciates this site.

I can not talk about this until the court makes its decision. I'll let you know as soon as I can!

I've toyed with the idea of displaying my art and selling it on a > website, you've certainly convinced me, I will succeed. If you've gotten me to your site, people will have to find mine.

You're make the most money with porn, or illegal stuff. But even the most pathetic stuff sells. So with the Internet you can't help but succeed! Congratulations!

Don't you get it people will start murdering hookers?... Yes they will.

My site does not actively promote the killing of hookers. In fact, since my site has gone up, I have noticed only a small fraction of an increase in the number of hookers killed. No direct link has ever been established between my site and any dead hooker. Ok. A couple were beaten up pretty badly, but no permanent damage was done. Today they are up and around and sucking men off in back alleys just as well as they were a year ago!

There was a Kojak episode years ago, where they set a bum on fire, shortly after that they're were copy-cat killings.

Je ne suis pas Telly Savalas!

But listen, you go and complain and have the TV show Kojak cancelled and then I'll think about removing my site.

How old are you? I'm 41 and have gone through wild stages, living in NYC, drawing deformed babies in jars, etc.

That's just disgusting! Babies in jars? One of those babies could have been poor sweet innocent Baby Jesus! Think of that for a moment! You've stuck Baby Jesus into a jar! None of my dead hookers could have been Jesus... Jesus was not a HOOKER!

Nothing like this your influencing others. I cant' believe I'm wasting energy on such stupidity. You're getting yourself into some bad Karma!!! Idiot, you're right up there with the KKK and devil worshippers!!!

You know, people in the KKK and Devil Worshippers are people too. They have feelings. They can cry!

In fact, my mother was a member of the KKK and she was a very loving individual. She never hurt a fly... white flies I mean.

And my father, although never joining any black church, did call the devil his master. He even donated his time to help poor orphan devilworshippers who didn't have a father to teach them the black arts! Don't you dare say that HE was a bad person!

Again, thank you for your interest. And please, stay in touch and tell me how your website, if you ever get it up, turns out.

If you would like to send us some (hate)mail. Please feel free to E-mail us.

Or if you would like to thank Ajarts@aol.com for setting us straight, please feel free to E-mail Him. Please buy some of his art. It would make him feel happy.

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