<p><FONT SIZE="-1">This is a parody of the <A HREF="http://www.pyroto.com">Pyroto Mountain</A> system.</FONT></P>
Welcome to web-based Pyroto.
To login, click here.
See what Pyroto creator Timothy Campbell had to say about this free service.
Please feel free to contact us (juicebag at yip dat org) whenever the mood strikes you.
Confused? Maybe logging on to the actual Pyroto Mountain® system will help.