So there's this guy. He's got a knife. And he's like on this quest to stay alive. Only there's these bad people and monsters and stuff that like don't want him to. And they've got magic and high-tech weaponry and all of this. You're probably thinking, "Boy, that guy must be stupid, he should give up." Well, if he gives up, they'll just kill him, so forget that idea.
So he runs into an abandoned building. He smashes through this revolving door, and there's glass everywhere. He manages to not cut himself via skill. Some dragons chase after him but get stuck in the hole in the revolving door. Eighteen thousand ninjas drop down and start throwing metal all over the place. He dodges. He pulls out his knife. They flee, for now.
The guy hops into the elevator. He hopes there's like a helicopter or something on top of the building. Laser weaponry rips down from the roof of the elevator, which begins to dive. Our hero jumps up to the roof, busts through, knifes all the guys before they can do anything, grabs a laser rifle or four, hangs onto the elevator cable. He then shoots the cable with a laser rifle, and the elevator and the laser guys fall to their deaths.
He scurries up the cable with the strength of this really strong guy. Suddenly, he spots this like mammoth falling down from the top of the shaft, and the ninjas are scaling the walls below him. He begins firing his laser rifles in all directions, but it is no use. He aims them at a nearby innocent wall, which shatters in a flurry of aluminum and gyprock. He swings back and forth on the cable, and swings into the room.
He quickly gets into the corner, and sits there sobbing. The enemy gets him. Poor bastard.