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YIP Files by Author

Asphalt Bastard

• Kurt and the Dig

Aunt Jemima

• Why Black Ninja's Don't Eat Oranges

Corn Syrup

• The 12:30 man
• Bristle Board and Modern Society
• The Conversation
• Gastrointestinal Problems
• Hell.. or the Grocery Store
• Her
• How to dry your hair without putting a lot of effort into it
• It's in My Nature
• The Jello On My Fork
• Marnie
• Murder Mystery - In Point Form
• Shoe
• Street Side Love
• The Telephone
• The True Rebel

Corn Syrup and Milky

• Black Santa
• Sirs of Gum

Corn Syrup, Milky and STiK

• The Mom

Cossack Crow

• Hard Day

Creeping Face

• Things to do when J.W.'s com to YOUR door

DragonLord

• Book One in the Gratuity Series
• Commentary on Toast
• Commentary with Cheeze
• Gratuitous Violence
• My Childhood as an Invertibrate
• Office Party
• One Man's Yellow Hell

David Eddison

• Window

El Del

• Recipe For Cooked Llama

The Finn

• An Attempt at a Nice Christmas Story
• The Bad Metaphor
• Brick Squid: Individual
• Bufrick
• Can you space a tire?
• Cells
• Church Mocking
• Condors Hazardous!
• Daemon in the Bar
• The Day I Died and went to Mai Faice
• The Day I Lept
• The Death of a Cheetah
• The Devil and Samuel T. Johnson
• Diologue
• Dreams
• Editorial:
• Forever in my Abdomen
• Fuck
• The Great Farmer Revolt of 3140
• Grow
• Hey!
• How to Amuse Yourself in a Coffin
• How to Amuse Yourself in a Coffin:
• The Hungry Boy
• I feel nice.
• I Feel Sad.
• The Implications of Fruit, Parts 1-8 Billion
• Jesus Humour: Why It's Funny
• Kelly
• The List
• Ode to a Slapstick Woman
• One Day...
• Orange
• Orientation
• Peace
• Pi/Metro is down
• Pixies
• Plastic
• Purge
• Sex!!!
• Snow II: Another poem
• Snow: A poem.
• Soap Mines
• The Suburbanite Party
• Three Guys and a Macadamia Nut
• The Toast Bible
• The Tooth Years
• Tour
• Virtual Surreality
• Warhol
• The Writer
• The YIP Guide to Llamas

The Finn and Milky

• The Asian Black Party or The Origins of Mogue
• Barnacles
• The Death Story
• The Juice
• Mammoth
• Queen
• Y'know

The Finn and Nicotine

• Fetuses and their Users

The Finn, Milky Puppy, and STiK

• DOS for Complete and Utter Morons, Like You, Fuckhead

Frets

• cow
• Encyclopedia Llamactica

Golden Rodent

• The Basics of Dialogue
• Death by Oddity
• Nails

Highway Robber

• Candles
• Letter
• The Happy Squid

La Dupe

• August

Mad Mat

• A STORY THAT WILL MAKE YOU SQUIRM CAUSE ITS SCARY

Maelstrom

• THE EVIL THAT PASTRIES DO
• Ode To A Banana/Frog Float

Mam'zelle Hepzibah

• Urine

Marla Shapiro

• Marla Shapiro's Poetry

Maud'dib

• Dirty Dr. Seuss
• Hidden Desires
• Ode To The Scrotum Of A Toad
• Physics Gone Bad
• Private Eye
• School
• Seagull Insolence

Melted Lint

• 10 GREAT USES FOR RESISTORS
• The River

Milky Puppy

• 6000-6999 - Millenium of Grease
• Action Dave
• The Advantages of Movement
• The Adventures of Neo-Jesus
• Ajouxie The Trapeze Wire
• The ALL-NEW History of the World
• Anarchy!
• The Animal Killer
• The Art of Narration
• Aunt Visit
• Avenue of Death
• BACON!
• Beautiful Ammunition Mutiny
• The Belg-off
• The Best Carpet
• The Best Christmas Ever (For Real, Though)
• A Bishop
• Bitterness
• Bizarre Mormans at Canada's Wonderland
• Blankets
• Blind
• Butter
• Carbon Dioxide Mania
• Carnivoria
• The Charred Molasses Fields
• THE CHOIR SINGS TO GOD
• The continuation..
• Cowmancer
• Crazy Papa
• The Crazy Teens Enter a Regatta
• The Day The Salamander Spoke To Me
• THE DAY THE UNIVERSE EXPLODED
• Death by Babble
• The Dishrag Conspiracy
• Distraction
• The Divine Crepe
• Dog World
• Drest
• DRONZOL and the Supernova
• The Ego Boost
• The Election
• The Emotional Bit of Jam / Jim's Virus / The Harvest
• Essay on Everything
• Fairy Tale One
• Fairy Tale Three
• Fairy Tale Two
• The Favour
• A File You Can't Blame Me For
• Fluff Detection
• Fried Chinchilla
• The Frothy Beast
• Future 1
• Future 2
• Future 3
• Future 4
• Future 5
• Fuzz is so QuaintOde to Cows
• The Gas Pump - Critical Review
• Gauntlet: The Video Game That's a Lot Like Life
• A Good Holocaust
• The Good Life
• Har Mateys
• Here's an approximate history of YIP
• The Holy Babble
• Hopili Waterkite
• HOT GARDEN OF LOVE
• How I got Dishpan Hands
• How I got Harassed in the 60's
• How To Cope With Gargoyles
• How to Get More For Your Potato Dollar
• How To Speed Up Your Accounting Cycle
• How to Succeed With Black-Haired Girls
• In a Lavender Room With His Mom
• In The Orchard That Time Forgot
• In Tribute of Molecules
• Interview with a Skiier
• Jeopardy When Alex Gets Hostile
• Jeopardy when Alex gets Senile
• The Job Applicant
• Journey to Africa
• Kitchen of Much Torment
• Klip
• Kypruk's New Duotang
• The Lancaster Pontifect
• The Lemon Play
• The Life of Shane
• Lilongwe
• Man And Sun
• The Mango
• The Mechanic Image
• The Merriest Christmas EVER
• Mockery
• The Murder of Eta
• MUTANT DOGS WHO ARE PEOPLE
• My Autobiography
• My Summer Vacation
• The Naming Ceremony
• The Naughty Elk
• Neo-Jesus' Continuing Adventures Beyond The Tomb
• The Nice Dad
• Night of the Husks
• The Obvious Story
• The Occurance
• OLYMPIA AND THE SAD BIFTECH
• One Wise Nurse
• The Peach
• A Pencil Eraser On Top Of A Desk
• The Petition
• Pit Life
• Police Vehicle
• The Posse
• QQQQQQQQ
• Questions
• The Quirky Guy
• The Realization
• REALLY GOOD JOKES
• Reception Lounge
• Report on Wibola
• Revenge of Jedi
• Rewards of an Honourable Locust
• A Rising Eagles' Clasp Through the Thorns of Heaven
• Satire on Melons
• Sea Monkey Love
• Sex Tale (minus the non-interesting words)
• Shampoo
• The Sled Vs. The Watermelon Vs. The Camel Vs. The Head En Melee
• Sleeping Bag Users Guide
• Slow But Steady
• SO YOU WANT TO BE A DOG FARMER.
• The South
• The Swedeath 2000
• Tacos and my Tongue
• Taylor and the Chunk of Metal
• Teasies
• Ted
• The Test
• tHE mAN wHO aRRANGED bONES iNSTEAD oF fLOWERS
• Topiz - PART 19
• Topiz - Part 45
• The Tragniwan Velopskusay
• The Trapped Dog
• Under Water
• The Various Body Parts of a Wolf
• Various Scraps of Babble I Found Beneath the Forbidden Cork
• Voyage to the Peninsula of the Grotesque Bat
• The Wallet
• Water 1-4
• Ways In Which Bats and Wood Differ
• Whittling in A Minor
• Why Totenbuch Christ Must Not Move To Scotland
• The World Turns To Kibble
• Yaks in the Mist
• Yapo and his Canker Sore

Milky (or some god writing through him)

• THE TALE OF LONG

Milky Puppy and Albino Finch

• The Tales of Blood

Milky Puppy and The Finn

• Blowing Glass: An Art
• The Boring Circus
• FEGREQUA
• Fun Tricks, Volumes 1 - 4
• The Tea Party - A Short Novel

Milky Puppy and Xenomorph

• An Approximate History of YIP

Reg Morson

• The Gas Pump

The Necromancer

• The Cheeze Store
• The Last Crusade of Dr. Snuggles
• The Play
• Terence

never mind

• Gingerbread Hatred

Nicotine

• A DEATH POEM I'D LIKE TO SHARE WITH YOU
• A Sentance
• This is the story of my life.
• THIS IS THE TITLE OF MY STORY
• UNNAMED STORY

Nitro

• The Fred Trilogy Part Two (2)
• The Fred Trilogy Part Un

Persephone

• Adolph
• Attic
• Cindy with the seeing eyes
• A Collection of Poems
• Corpse on Parade
• Day
• Dead Roses
• Death to all Spacious
• Eunice and the incident at the house
• The First Day of the Universe
• Fog in a Blanket
• Freddie
• Jake
• Lego
• Maria - the little Mexican girl
• My incident on the sidewalk
• Ode to a flat piece of yarn
• Pigs in a Bathtub

Persephone, Milky, Xenomorph, and Finn

• A Dairy Christmas

Plastic Brain Carrier

• Babble Mission
• Diary of a Man Who Solders His Penis to a Wall
• Fried Applesauce
• Ode to a Deaf-Mute
• Oh Tanya
• Untitled
• Youth on the Whole

Floyd Soviet

• The Tyranny of Bup

Toastie Soviet

• Sunshine and teddy bears

Sponge Monkey

• The Man Who Wouldn't Conform
• A Rainbow On My Forehead
• The Wish

Steve Denheyer

• Five Syllabel's in Wallpaper
• The Playwrite
• The Rebel
• A Suburbanite, a Doctor, and some Inanimate Objects

STiK

• The Big Game
• The Blindest Guy
• The Dark House... OF FEAR
• A Little Something For Mr. Gummy
• Ode to Config.Sys
• Quest for Sand
• Quest for Sand II - The Revenge
• Satan & The Man
• Shiny Incendiary Guam On My Toast
• Story +3
• The Tale of the Old Trees
• An Undead Christmas
• West of East
• When Similes Ruled The Earth
• Why I love Shimmering Plastic

STiK and Milky

• Coa and Boat
• Disembodied Heads
• How To Respond With Tact
• Jumping in July
• Ol-Fath
• Optical Fun
• Pulsate
• Roaring Times
• Roof Pride
• Spank-$
• The Suntan
• Valhalla
• Victory!
• ZZZ

Thanatos Jones

• Day in the Life of an Insane Man
• The Gender
• The Gravy Train
• Small Peppermints
• Some Raunchy Computer Jokes
• Thanatos Jones Compendium
• Things the Hamsters Have Taught Me
• A TRULY TWISTED PLAY
• Utter nonsense brought to you by Thanatos Jones
• We ALL love cats

Thanatos Jones and Liquid Flounder

• A Very Special Chanukkah

The Users of Babble

• Berfitz, Parts 1-3
• The Oddest April
• Ralph's Quest

Various Users of Babble BBS

• The World Explodes

The Users of Metro HoloGraphix

• Jesus Quotes
• Sol & Marcel Part I
• Sol & Marcel ][:

Totenbuch Christ

• Arnold Lapkin Speaks
• Arthur P. Smith: The Happy Man of the Twenty Fourth Century
• The Bad Girl
• Bottom
• The Cricket
• Death's Elbow's New GIF Section
• The Drip
• Emotion
• THE EVIL EYE EPIC
• The Flower And My Boot
• The Girl Who Made People Think
• The Great Mud Pyramid of the Gods
• Green is the Room
• I'm Stupid
• John or Bob or Bill
• The Lamp
• The Map of Pickerheadville
• A Mockery of Someone Else's Existence
• Nancy
• An Ode to Characterization
• Oliver-Jonesism
• The One Man And Someone Else's Shirt
• One Monday Morning
• Pepperoni Stick Man
• Poetry
• Rep
• The Sigh
• Singularity
• The Sixth Piggy: The One Who Went to the Gallows
• Something Close to Six A.M.
• That Pseudo-Reptilian Stance
• Things to Remember
• To Be a God
• Totenbuch Christ Songs
• Tragedy
• The War
• The Weed Man
• When All Hell Breaks Loose
• When Chickens Get the Vote
• Why Denis Arnold is not an Interesting Man
• THE YEARS OF CIVILIZATION

Totenbuch, Finn, Milky and Xenomorph

• Donut Hell

Totenbuch, Milky Puppy and The Finn

• Balrel

Turin Turambar

• Doritoes
• Eyes of the Cosmos
• Frenzied Tail
• Murphy The Clown
• Note From Rapunzel
• Putrid and Vomit
• Renderman
• Shadow
• The Ultimate Bash

Various YIP members

• Babbler's Handbook Ver 4.0
• FUNNY JOKES to make people stare
• Half-Decent YIP Member Quotes
• More Quotes
• Songs by the Wild Embryos
• World's Fall

Xenomorph

• Left-Handed Radiation
• What it takes to be a YIP member

Xenomorph, STiK and Milky

• Gold Key

~>>Tigeress<<~ ;)

• A Fucking Christmas Poem, Shit

??? (Author Unknown)

• "The Messiah"
• The 1970's
• 30 Tactics That Will Win Any Conflict
• The Adventures of Swastika - Part II (The Classroom)
• The Adventures of Swastika - Part I
• THE ADVENTURES OF SWIFTY IONESCO IN THE LAND OF BABBLE
• April Editorial
• As many uses for post-its as I can think of.
• The Assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand
• Babble: An Introduction
• Basketball Christmas
• The Books of Neo-Ostrogothism
• Boredom
• Broken New Year's Resolutions
• The Cencus Scandal
• Christmastime at the Robertsons
• Days of varicosness
• Dictionary of Islingtonisms and Phrases
• Ebb
• Elvis
• Ency
• The Family that Lived on Venus
• The Fastest Death:
• Fegrequa - The New Modules
• Fish Man
• The Fred Trilogy Part XXCCGHRRRSSFVCVDHFDGGCARXANLLGFHUKOOBN(5)
• Games
• Gimp
• God 'n' Jeez
• Greek Cathlics go to Wyoming
• History of Neo Babylonia
• The Hojen
• Kettle of Fish
• la
• La
• La La La
• Laurentien Cabin - Take 2 - The Musical
• Letter
• Letters
• The Lizard Bigot
• Love.
• The Man with the Freud ThingMore Theories on or How the Dinosaurs Died Out
• Meaning
• Megapudding
• Mongoat
• Moo
• Moodco.
• Mount 1
• Mount 2
• My Friend Ed
• The Neo-Babylonian Encyclopedia
• New Guatamala
• New-Ad
• Nuns
• ODE TO PANCAKES
• Oral Sex
• Orange Juice
• Pea
• Produce from the planet Larynx.
• The Professional Babbler's Handbook
• Psycho Quiz
• Queasy
• Rake
• README.PI
• Rube Word
• Santa Vengence
• Saturn
• Shattered Silence
• Shirley, the red jello blob
• Slut
• So there was this-
• Somalia
• Squish
• Stern
• Stikol
• Switzerland
• The...
• The Trees
• Uoqp
• Where to go?
• Yip
• YOUR POEM

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