Due to complaints passed around by word of mouth I have been sentenced to become a member of an organization which has a reputation to do what it wills. Sound heavy so far? I shall continue my editorial following the outburst below.... AHHHH! CHERRY LIFESAVERS INCOGNITO STEAL BICYCLE TUBES IN METRO SUBWAY STATIONS. HARVARD GRADUATES LAUGH AT DEVRY STUDENTS AND CHUCKLE IN UNISON WITH THEIR ALARMS OF THEIR ROLEXES. GO - TEES ARE IN FASHION AND CAN BE PICKED UP PRESUMABLY AT THE GO STATION. GRAPHITE SKIN GRAFTS NOW AVAILABLE - NEVER NEED A PENCIL AND PAPER AGAIN. RUMOURS THAT YIP IS ASSOCIATED WITH DRUG LORD EMMANUEL NORIEGA IS WHOLLY TRUE AND SUPPLIES CAN BE ORDERED THROUGH THE USE OF OUR TOLL FREE NUMBER. BOXER SHORTS WERE CARESSED LIGHTLY WITH A JAPANEESE SAMURI SWORD.HE DUCKS AND RECIEVES A CLEANLY EXECUTED PASS OF A CHECK FOR ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS FOR THE SPREAD OF ANARCHY BEGINNING AT HIS OWN HOME. WAY TO GO BILL. NAMES EVIDENTLY HAVE BEEN CHANGED TO PROTECT MY BANK ACCOUNT. OOPS. THE SULLEN FIGURE RAISES HIS WEATHERED FACE AND SHEDS A DROP OF CARBONIC ACID FROM HIS BROKEN FINGERNAIL INVOLVED IN A RECOVERLY MISSION FROM THE CAVERNS OF HIS PROBUSCUS. DOCTORS' OPINIONS VARY AS TO THE INTENSITY OF THE GAMBLING GOING ON IN THE STRIP JOINT DOWNTOWN ACROSS FROM THE ARCADE WHERE ELVIS WAS LAST SEEN. THE NURSES AT THIS ESTABLISHMENT REFUSE TO ACCEPT THE DEATH OF ELVIS AND SAY THEY NEVER SOAK IN PALMOLIVE AFTER THEY REMOVE INVITRO FERTILIZED BABY ZYGOTES FROM THE MEAT FREEZER. AS I LAST CHECKED, THE FREEZER STILL CONTAINS ICE DATED BACK TO THE LAST ICE AGE WHICH MAKES IT OLDER THAN I. WHY DO WE GROW OLD? WHY DON'T WE GET BORN SMART AND OLD, THEN GET STUPID AND MORE ACTIVE AS WE AGE? BUT WHY? BUT WHY? WHY DON'T WE BREATHE THROUGH OUR HAIR FOLICLES AND USE OUR MOUTHS TO COMB? WHY DON'T WE WALK ON OUR STOMACHS AND DIGEST OUR FOOD WITH OUR ELBOWS? WHY DON'T I SHUT UP AND CONTINUE WITH MY PHILOSOPHY... CATS ARE PROVEN TO BE USELESS MAMMALS AND HAVE NO PURPOSE ON OUR PLANET AND DO NOT ADD TO THE ECOSYSTEM. SCIENTISTS ARE JUST FINISHING PROOFS THAT THESE MOTOR DUPLICATING OCCILATORS ARE FROM WITHIN THE STONES FOUND IN THE BOTTOM OF LAKE ONTARIO WHERE TONS OF TOXINS ARE POURED INTO YEARLY. THE ONLY PRACTICAL USE FOUND AS OF YET IS FOR PROFESSIONAL SOCCER PLAYERS AND FOOTBALL PLAYERS TO PRACTISE THEIR KICKS AND PUNTS. HIS EYE PEERS INTO THE LENSE AND HIS CHEEKS FLUSH. HE ADJUSTS THE FOCUS AND HE IS SHYING UP. THE SENSUAL LIGHTING REFLECTING OFF VARIOUS PARTS HAVE MADE THIS LADS HORMONES GO WILD. HE ADJUSTS THE SCOPE AGAIN AND SEES WHAT HE WAS WAITING TO SEE! THE BEAUTIFUL MITOCHONDRIA . WOW. ANYWAYS HE WAS TOO TIED INTO HIS WORK AND FAILED TO NOTICE THE BREEZE THAT HAD BROKEN INTO THE HOUSE NEXT DOOR. THE POLICE WOULD BE THEIR LATER AND NOTICE THE TEMPERATURE CHANGE IN THE LIVING ROOM AND WOULD NOTICE THE HEATING BILLS. NOW THAT WOULD REALLY MAKE MY DAY. BUT WHAT COULD BE BETTER THAN A WARM COFFEE AND A BOWL OF SUGAR TO DUNK MY COLLECTION OF UNCONCIOUS RODENTS . DO DOO DOOD DOODO DOODOO . GEOMETRIC SEQUENCE AUDIENCE. YOU CAN CLAP NOW! DIVIDE THE CLASSIC LEMON WITH YOUR NAILS AND HAMMER IN TIME WITH ME. NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW YOU'RE DONE. VIOLENT PASIFICATION. WHO AM I IMPERSONATING? YOU ? POSSIBLY. HEAR ME OUT BEFORE I DIE, I COULD PUNCH YOU OUT AND MAKE YOU CRY. I COULD KICK YOUR JEWELS AND HEAR YOU SCREAM, JUMP AND FLIP AND RUN ON A MOON BEAM. TOUCH YOU'RE BELLY BUTTON AND TELL ME IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO THE BEACH TONITE OR NOT. CHECK YOUR OIL AND POUR YOURSELF A GLASS OF MILK AND IF YOU ARE THIRSTY DRINK IT. NOW TAKE THAT OIL AND PUT IT UP ON THE SHELF. WRITE A DRASTICLY NASTY NOTE AND WRITE TO YOURSELF. READ IT ABOUT FIVE DAYS LATER AND SEE IF YOU CAN REMEBER WHY YOU WROTE THAT NOTE. BREATHE DEEPER AND PRETEND. NOW YOU CAN BE AS COOL AS ME. PENCILS ARE NO GOOD UNLESS YOU CAN WRITE SO FUCK PENCILS AND DO SOMETHING WITH YOUR LIFE. LIKE WRITE STORIES AND CHEW TOBACCO AND SPIT ALL OVER MY NEAREST VICTIMS. MAKE LOTS OF MONEY AND LET ME HAVE SOME. COOL . FORWARD BIAS MY SEMI-CONDUTOR AND SAVE THE SOUP CAN WRAPPERS FROM YOUR STOCK OF CAMPBELL'S CHUNKY AND SPLIT PEA SOUPS. USUALLY THIS PORTION OF THE STORY IS EMPTY IN TERMS OF EDUCATIONAL AND THEMATIC VALUE, FORTUNATELY THE WHOLE STORY IS EMPTY IN THAT SENSE AND IS THOROUGHLY HOMOGENEOUS IN RESPECT TO SWEET LULLABIES JUBULANTLY SUNG FOR THE BETTERMENT OF OUR YOUNG COMMUNITY. AS A SELF APPOINTED INSRUCTOR OF BABBLE AND MASTER OF THIS ART, I SHALL THEREFORE BE BETTER THAN YOU. SO THERE. FEEL ANY SMALLER NOW? WAIT TILL IT GETS TO NAME CALLING. ELEVATOR HEAD. CHAIRLIFT OPERATOR WITHOUT MONETARY SUPPORT.