... and he walked right into the large vat of pablum. Nurse Kelners ran over to him and called him names. He encouraged her to shut up, but soon found that it was completely futile, so he enjoyed it. Suddenly a HUGE kitten named BifTech walked in and ate his ENTIRE face. He agree wholeheartedly, after a nearby vat of beige purt the entire situation into perspective, and slipped him $20 not to tell the large brown plush penguins that were lurking around the corner witha large herd of angry oriental politicians. Suddenly again, a small flourescent black breifcase walked in and declared the story too weird and ended it by saying 'Cartilage rules..'
To be continued..