There are many things that are frightening to little girls, one of those things is the annual corpse parade.
It is held on a nice summery day in July, the month of the corpse.
Some months are called things like, "Cancer month, heart and stroke month."
This is when you are supposed to give money to the various foundations, you don't have to, but you are supposed to.
Mind you in "Corpse month," otherwise known as July, you are supposed to donate not only money, but your life as well.
Well, it doesn't necessarily mean your own corpse, anyone in your immediate family will do.
Unfortunately unlike the other months, where if you don't give nothing happens to you.
In "Corpse Month," if you don't give, YOU die.
The Corpse lord must have his sacrifice.
Now back to the reason why little girls hat the Corpse Parade so much.
Personally I think they don't like it just because they are squeamish.
I mean the guys love it, unless of course they are forced to march, if you know what I mean.
Well, girls will be girls, we could easily solve the problem, make the girls march.
Only thing wrong with that is then our whole existance would die out.
Oh well, no plans are perfect.
Celebrate Corpse Month today.