Blood pumped out through the 40-foot barrel of the chunky black gun as Bill "The Head" chewed the chunk of tobacco lodged in his cheek thoughtfully. "FUCK" he yelled as he turned into a vast ocean of blood and congealed with the force of a hurricane. A horse, who's intestines were already spread liberally beneath him, began to slowly drown. He tread water, irritating his already burning wounds. The salt content of the water soared upwards like a sieve. The horse winced so hard his eyeballs imploded and blood sprayed across the entire earth, and the hard spray hit him in the tail and killed him even more! The sheriff slipped and fell on eighteen switchblades, which began to snap open, impaling his most sensitive body parts like so much shishcabob. His county was then invaded by pygmies, who began to feast on his live flesh with all the ferocity of anal farmers. As he screamed, a rodent crawled into his gaping mouth and started feasting on his esophagus, carefully avoiding major body organs and arteries. The rodent suddenly happened to fall on a piece of paper at just the right angle and BOOM!!!!!! Death sprayed across the galaxy at light speed consuming all and destroying everything which had ever and will ever exist in a fiery burst of exquisite pain and agony. But, and this was the worst part, it did it slowly.