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My Friend Ed
Down in my drain, that's where he is. His name is Ed. He lives in my
drain. I wake up each morning, have my breakfast, and say hi to Ed. "Hi, Ed".
Sometimes, Ed comes up to the sink, where I can see his eyes glaring at me.
THAT'S WHEN I TURN ON THE WATER, LOTS OF HOT SCALDING WATER, AND ED SCREAMS IN
PAIN. Because he's my friend, and he lives in the drain.
Damn, that was almost a poem.
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