[Scene 1: Al and John T. mourn the death of Eta, recently murdered by the evil Plumaray LaTay.]
Al : Oh Eta.
John T.:
Al : Oh Eta.
Al : Oh Eta!
John T.: Plumaray.
(dramatic pause)
John T.: Plumaray LaTay.
John T.: Plumaray LaTay! Eh, LaTay? Eh, LaTay. OH!!!
Al : Oh Eta.
John T.:
Al : Oh Eta.
John T.: Plumaray!!!
[John T. kills Al in frustration.]