Game play: One to no dice, do whatever. In the event of no dice, you can pick a random number and pretend to roll. Anything can happen anywhere. A character makes up his own attributes and can change them whenever he wants, as long as he pretends to look them up on a sheet. All players have whatever statistics they want, making the game very enjoyable, yet challenging.
GM: "You are surrounded by angry ninjas."
P: "Umm.. insult their collective mother."
GM: "They run off wimpering."
Etc.
GM: "You are sitting still inside your pane."
P: "Is there a weapons shop nearby?"
GM: "You have no senses. You are just glass."
P: "How do you know windows can't see?"
GM: "One told me. Fuck off."
<Full-scale existentialist arguement ensues>
Etc.
GM: "OK, you are alive. What now?"
P: "I continue to breathe."
GM: "You forgot about your heart. It stops beating. You die. Wanna play
again?"
Etc.
P: "We'll tell the bishops to get their guns and follow us to downtown
Rome."
GM: "Let me role against your conscience.." (GM rolls any number of dice)
"..you feel guilty."
P: "I'll beg forgiveness from God.. again."
Etc.
GM: "OK, I roll against your writing skill.... (rolls dice). Yup, you
wrote a book. It's pretty good."
P: "Yes!!"
Etc.
[Three hours silence]
P: "I gotta-"
GM: "You lose. A-ha."
Etc.
And remember - the only limits are those of your deranged mentality.