"But Fred", she said. She loved him very much but since he was a she he shot her which was in fact her so there was no problem. He left his -1 world contry for a beautiful. Ahh so beautiful it was was, much more beautiful than the other thing. But soon Fred realised there was no meaning in life for him now that he was in his third sequel (or second if you don't count the first episode as being a sequel because it really isn't know that a sequel is a movie made about.....). Now that his life was worthless he became quite... well... worthless! So he went to a plastic surgeon (the same one that had done the axing below his waist) and asked to be a man again. Since this was common the doctor had the organs and merely sowed them back on. But Fred was still not happy. He needed a completely new identity to help him get over the fact that most people don't have more than one sex change. So he changed his name to Derf (which is fred spelled backwards for those who don't know) and became a garbage man moonlighting as a dog. But he thought then changed his mind. Derf knew. So he jumped on the top of a fire truck and died.
EHT DNE