6000-6999 - Millenium of Grease

by Milky

6000 - The Grease Lurks

It was the year 6000 and grease was on the rise.

One day this guy was cooking up some food and he realized 'hey, everything is greasier than usual'. He went to palace of the Great Laop and sought an audience.

"I seek an audience with the Great Laop," he cried.

"I am the Great Laop," replied the Great Laop, peering down from his tall throne.

"Grease... is... come," exclaimed the guy as he died.

The Great Laop looked stern.

6007 - The Coming of the Grease Cult

Suddenly, a Grease Cult emerged. Several hundred men and women began to worship the emerging grease, even as it emerged. One member got scared and managed to escape with his eyes still intact. He ran and ran and ran.

"The Grease Cult... very... strong," he yelped at the Great Laop.

The Great Laop furrowed his brow and thought hard.

6080 - Grease Planet

And now grease ships soared through the skies spreading death wherever they felt it appropriate. Grease troops kept humanity in small boxes and laughed as they shot their guns. Grease had all the money, power and women.

Inside his box, the Great Laop frowned.

6232 - Grease in the Box

And now humanity was back on track. Grease had been tricked and now IT was in the boxes.

The Great Laop smiled.

6800 - Damn Grease

But now, Grease was back.

The Great Laop frowned again.

6808 - No Grease

False alarm!

The Great Laop said "phew".

6997 - Grease

Only now, grease was back for real, and stronger. There was no possible way humanity could hope to survive.

The Great Laop's brow creased again.

6999 - Humanity Triumphant, Grease Gone FOREVER

The Great Laop read the title and smiled a big smile.

    T - H - E     E - N - D

(grease smudge... dun duh!)

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