The har-matey gang was har-mateying about on the high seas, when suddenly one leapt to the top of the mast and yelled "Har mateys!"
The others gathered about and asked, "Har matey, what is it?"
"Har mateys, this entire ship and all its crew be DAMNED to the darkest pits of HELL!"
"Har matey, how do you know?" asked the crew.
"Har, tis just a hunch."
"Har," they moaned dejectedly, and killed themselves.