Despite popular belief, babble is, in fact, an artform. After all, could you think of this:
"Anyway, fried chicken, and Bill's armidillo was just lying there, not moving."
I think not. Babble is fun. To read and to write. Anyone can do it. Everyone thinks it's really funny. I myself write babble as a source of relaxation and it's great when your bored.
Babble: The How To Guide
Step 1: Sit down.
Step 2: Breathe(don't forget).
Step 3: Relax, let your mind roam free.
Step 4: Quickly snatch any writing tool available(if none are,
gouge your wrist and do it in blood).
Step 5: Write anything that comes to mind. ANYTHING. Try and be
as possible, if this doesn't work, try to be normal. It
works. If it helps, think of a topic, think of something that
has no relevance to said topic. Write that down.
Step 6: Show it to all your friends. Don't be discourage if they
tell you your work is "stupid" or "weird" or run away.
Just tell them they're close-minded dickshits and tap
them three times on the front tooth.
That's all there is to it!
In 1987, Jason read an Emily Dickeson poem. It seemed
bizarre. He wrote beautiful poems and stories like her's such as
"Faces in the Night." Milky Puppy followed. We learned Frech
and incorporated it, then an ex-pal named Simon introduced
Spanish. Those are the official babble languages(besides
English). Everything strnage got incorporated into babble.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy became a handguide. Nonsense
was good. We made Weekend Packages which was the first way
babble was introduced to the public. Warning: Most people can't
handle it.
Then came rap music, which got incorporated and funky was
lucky enought to become our most favouritist word. We babbled on
tapes, and made all our friends babblers. They created babble
communities in Ontario and BC. Milky was surprised to find that
others babbled without knowing it, and encouraged them. I mean
hey! Now, YIP and SFA is in full effect and babble is our
trademark. By the 2000's, babble will be everywhere and will
encompass the universe. Then you'll be very slorry you messed
with mother christ.
I'M COMING FOR YOU AT MIDNIGHT
Vive le hell, but it's winter so it's muddy.
Because it's there
Anything, really. The popular ones are text and story babble,
which REALLY does it for me. There are also babble comics such
as 'The Milky Puppy,' 'A Comic of Service' and 'I'd like to
ruffle your flege...open!.' Others are: poems, songs, books,
sketches, BBS's, anything the babbler might want to do...
There is babble. There is also failure babble, when you try to
babble but no. Recently video babble is come into effect with
skits like 'Spanish Mist' and 'Hell No' leading the way into and
beyond the face. Music might so, but where?
Babble messages, posted on YIP BBS's are also gaining popularity rather
rapidly. I dunno, something about a message just plain encourages people
to babble with enthusiasm. Call it phereomones in the computer keyboard.
The countries that will do are:
Cat nothing:
Flourescent lights:
and remember:
This guide written, edited, published, drawn, animated, killed,
reanimated, ingested, digested, regurgitated, shat on, buried,
dug up, burned, used to choke the cat, signed in triplicate and
generally abused by:
The FINN
Have thanx and babylon!
PS: For more babble refer to:
Anything by Douglas Adams(particularily: The Hitchhiker's Guide
to the Galaxy series)
The Neuromancer series by William Gibson(minor babble, but)
BC
NWA, Faith No More, Public Enemy, Above the Law, Anthrax and Rush
and the scary depths of your brain that even you are ascared to
explore!!!
History de la Babble<A True Story>
Form of Babble
canada, guatamala, yugoslavia, hell, babylon
if you are fasting
are great, I've got 1 in my room, thanks.
always, if possible, show violence and hatred towards cats, and morons!
Milky Puppy