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Things to do when J.W.'s com to YOUR door
by Creeping Face
- If you own an intercomm system (my house does for some stupid reason)
you say in a really passionate voice (Ren?! :)) "Hello?" and whatever they
reply fake an orgasm.
- Come to the door saying that your truly repentant, and that your a
born again virgin or something like that. Get them completely convinced,
and when they lay the 'well, I'm afraid a donation is neccessary' unzip
yourself and say 'Will this do?'
- Get your little brother/sister to answer the door and when they say
"Maw, its da JaHOvas!" you scream really loudly, "QUICK GET THE GUNS!!!"
- If Your of a perverted nature you can always get those mirrored shoes
to look up they're robes, I this would be particularly appealing to the
women who are up for a good challenge.
THE END.
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