There once was a shoe, this shoe was brown with grey spots. It was a really K00L shoe. This shoe was on of the lucky ones, it just happened to be filled with brilliant, red jello. The shoe was named Brick and the jello was known as Shirley. Shirley and Brick worked very well together, you see they were engaged. Now when Shirley was little she had grown up in a ratty old bedroom slipper named Arnold. It was all that her parents could afford. They hadn't reached the penny loafer stage at that point in their marriage. But that didn't matter to Shirley, she was happy with Arnold, and when the time came for them to be parted she felt sa This did not happen for a while.
Then, on a stormy day in April, there was a huge thunderstorm. In it Shirley's parents, who were asleep in their beach thong were swept away by the rain. Shirley, who happened to be anchored to a nearby tree, was safe and sound. The reason she was attached to the tree was because her and Arnold were playing Tarzan and Jane, and swinging on the vines. However, after Arnold discovered that Susy, Shirley's parents' beach thong, was missing, he immediately went to look for her. Shirley was so overwhelmed by the prospect of being all alone that she started to sob. That was when Brick came along. Brick cd not stand the sight of a mound of jello crying, especially when it caused her to slightly melt herself. He reached over and helped her into him. This just happened to warm the cockles of Shirley's jello heart. They both realised that they were meant for each other and went about altering themselves, so as to make this relationship work. Happily they went about their merry ways, and finally decided that they should be married. The wedding is on Saturday. They both hope that you will be there in order to watch them take their vows and then consummate them. Though you might not want to stay for the latter part. It's beautiful and all, but it istill pretty personal in this day and age.