YIP Index

The List

• 1 catatonic orange.

• 3 strawberry flakies
• 7 raving normalities
• 2000 frozen mega-sarcastic yugoslavians
• 0.1364 bottles of powdered water(BUT WHAT DO YOU ADD??!!)
• Pie-R-Squared widgets(impossible, but who cares...)
• an infinite number of monkeys
• a finite number of typewriters
• 1 copy of "The Complete Works of William Shakespeare"

• 1 cat
• 1 lump of radioactive material
• 1 box
• 1 scientist name "Schrodinger"

• 1 sign - "Armed Response"

• 1 Atomic vector plotter
• 1 cup of tea
• 1 Inifinite improbability drive

• x number of quantum molecular high-frequency spedometre
• 3 fishing poles
• 70 mythology textbooks
• 5 large warhammers

• 1 Andrew Dice Clay bit
• 1 old prude
• 1 shotgun
• 1 old dead prude

YIP Index