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MUTANT DOGS WHO ARE PEOPLE

Dramatis Personae

• Sigh, a mutant dog who is a person.
• Pull, a mutant dog who is a person.
• Dartmouth, the kindly balding navigator turned merchant.

  and

• Whitedeath, the wizard of the Sahara.

[Other servants, couriers, death swordsmen, pixies, armies, soviet republics, cyber-beasts, rabid turkeys, flaming gravestones, overused spoons, dinosaurs with gingivitis.]

NOTE: Tis but a work of fiction, it could never really happen. Dogs are dogs, people are people.

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[Scene 1. A well in Britain.]

Sigh: Hmm.. it's dark down here.
Pull: And wet.
Sigh: It's always wet.
Pull: Pass the oregano. [Passes oregano] Thanks, man.
Sigh: Is that your knife?
Pull: I wish.

[Scene 2. The courtyard of the Castle Frandrices.]

Sigh: Look, it's snowing.
Pull: No, it's not.
Sigh: Oh well.

[Scene 3. The gutter.]

Sigh:
Pull: Ya.

[Scene 4. Hospital.]

Sigh: I like the ocean.
Pull: A lot?
Sigh: Hmmm.. no.

[End.]

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