a) I have to get A's this semester or else.. BOOM!
b) I'm fucking sick of programming.
c) I fucking feel fucking like it, fucker.
d) Your mother.
e) Three woman and a pogo stick.
f) My walls! They're closing in! Help!!
g) Glub. Glub.
h) Fuck you.
i) This is the 9th letter of the alphabet. I think that's reason enough for anybody.
j) Needless to say,...
k) Didn't make the McLean's honour rolls. Am bitter.
l) "Discovered" lower extremeties.
m) Too busy thinking up one for letter "m"
n) Civilization, Logical, PageMaker, CorelDraw. 40 meg hard drive. You fucking figure it out.
o) Blame fucking Czech.
p) Blame fucking Maelstrom.
q) Blame fucking Milky.
r) Blame fucking Creeping Face.
s) Blame fucking you.
t) Moving on to bigger and better things. Like trying to lick my own genitels.
u) Can't fucking spell "genitals".
v) See reason #q
w) Am laughing too hard at my own list.
x) Death2.
y) Just look at this board...
z) d/l k00l WaReZ1!!1!!1!!1!/1/1/1/11////??1/1//1!1/??/