Cast: George - A heavy set man with a brown beard, and a generous smile. A jolly family type man who enjoys playing with his children and cooking. His life has been very nearly perfect.
The play begins with George sitting in his living room. He is watching a television show which he finds very amusing. It is a show about 3 large fish with human attributes. The part he finds particularly funny is the part in which a giant weed mulcher is chasing these three fish.
George. Oh ho!
He is drinking a beverage. What sort of beverage is not important. He is enjoying it and that is all we need to know. He belches.
George. Uuurrrrp.
His carpeting is brown and his walls are tan. There is a couch in the room. There is also a coffee table. Oh, and there is a chair. George is sitting in this chair. It is a nice chair. One might even say it was a neat chair.
George. Hey, this chair is kind of neat.
Then a plane falls on the house. George dies.