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10 GREAT USES FOR RESISTORS

By Melted Lint

Those oft forgotten impeders of electrical current have more to them than you've previously been led to believe.

You can:

- Colour code your tangerines for easy reference

- Make multi-purpose jewelery for the one you love

- Build a furnace

- Pick an electric fence with little worry of electrocution

- Get nasty bits of spinach from between your teeth

- Comb a mole hair

- Have a nice, light snack

- Sing the theme to a Broadway musical to them and make them feel good

- Remove a splinter quickly and effectively

- Add some sophistication and old world charm to a Martini olive

Yes folks, never again shall resistors be taken for granted, they have shouted out, "Hey! We don't suck! Trust us!"

Resistors. Everybody's friend.

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