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Sol & Marcel Part I

By the users of Metro HoloGraphix

<Ed. note: The Sol & Marcel chain story began when The Finn(me) first uttered(typed, really) that loveable, yet indescribably influencial phrase: "'Hey, Sol' Marcel said. Sol promptly killed him..." on the Babble BBS. From there, it went on to be the topic of a maximum three line chain story on Metro HoloGraphix. This is the extractation of the Chain story message base. Our story begins halfway into the trilogy, somewhere in Antartica... Oh ya, I took out all spelling and grammatical errors where found, and I removed brackets that were included in most of the messages...>

... "Hey!" He couldn't think of anything else. So he promptly started cleaning the roof. We was almost finished when this like HUGE fucking.. well, like y'know, right? And it like started y'know doing the thing, y'know and it was just driving him nuts so he promptly ended his life with a small roll of scotch tape. "OUCH!" he yelled as he realized that no one had ever done this before so he promptly keeled over and died, this was not a good sign, so Sol DELETED SOME FILES ON HIS BBS WITHOUT HIS PERMISSION and promptly had his sysop status removed without explanation this did not make him very happy so he decided to kill Sol, but he didn't have the proper access to do it. Sol said, 'oh, alright' and gave him his old access back but Marcel was in fact the world's worse user and largest wares hog/liar so Sol said, 'Hey Marcel! Let's go out and torture and kill cat's?!!' Marcel replied "BITCHIN" so they proceded to lob siamese cats over lamposts when they were interrupted by a, y'know, small trout. The fish, as it turned out, wanted the cat for it's own evil yet diligantly lovely purposes so Sol and Marcel left to buy some squid and french fries. When sudenly for those that are intersted, wendy's is now selling max headroom cups for 99 cents. Cheap. but now that there on sale we can all relax and not worry about a styrofoam cup reccession Moron! Max Headroom cups are PLASTIC. And if you don't believe me, come to my house and I'll show you. I got mine two days ago, they're great. Yes, they are great. They are useful as cups, birthcontrol devices and cat food. What the hell do Max Headroom cups have to do with Sol and Marcel? My, my. I'm disappointed in you. I thought you understood us. How could you??? Tbe irrelevant is sacred!!!!!!!!! YIP - "We make the irrelevent FUNky". Someone want to re-start the story? So Sol and Marcel decided to have a Max Headroom cup war. Sol build a launcher and Marcel used the old sneak-up-and-throw- wet-cat-fur method Sol decided that Marcel was entirely too sneaky for him, and left the story for a week or two. So Marcel having nothing better to do played with himself for two week non-stop. Then they eventually got really bored of this so he went of to the ukraine, to buy tampons but when he got there he realized that the ukrane was much to cool a place for him to be in and so he folds in on himself and oblitherates with a loud 'proiuqwer' but that prooved to be too painful, and seeing as his mother was standing he decided to sit down and play with the pavement. But then he played with the pavement. But that got rather boring, and it chaffed his hands. He killed his hand for getting chaffed. Then he looked up and saw the sun, and he became completely blind, so Marcel started punching him in the side, but then Jesus returned to Earth and said nothing. Just use poor Sol and Marcel for cheap sex. He vanished, Sol and Marcel continued to moleste each other but hey, they looked up again and wouldn't cha know it there was a jar of sex wax. So they proceeded with indecent behavior until suddenly one of them began to pull away from the other and said "Stop it!!" This is supposed to be a funny little chain story. There's no reason to go putting cheap, dirty little bits like this one on it. Sol skipped away and ran into a ferocious iguana, that killed Sol dead but maybe he wasn't dead.... no.. no... he's not!!! That's right everybody Sol(or wasit Marcel) is ALIVE!!!! And we have broken the one word barrier started ignorantly by the Finn who isn't in the story so they decide to kill him but they didn't and decided to skip off to BC instead but when they arrived the earthquake that they have been predicting for years erupted as a little cherrie on top of this ice cream cone I'm not eating which melted on Marcel's head. But sudenly nothing. Nothing at all. Sol and Marcel both spontaneously compusted into nothingness and a whole new story began...

ThE EnD. Hope you faced it.

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