IN: And what exactly do you like about skiing.
SK: The snow. Makes it easier.
IN: What else.
SK: Skis?
IN: What about the 'feelings'.
SK: They are nice.
IN: Don't you mean 'thrilling', or perhaps 'exhilirating'?
SK: I guess. It is nice, though.
IN: Shut up. Bastard.
SK: I'm okay.
IN: I think not.
SK: I ski, you know.
IN: Hm? Oh yeah, skiier, skiing... right. So, do you salom.
SK: Do you mean 'slalom'?
IN: Whatever, just answer.
SK: You really don't sound interested.
IN: I am. Really, I am, my life hinges on this one question, actually.
SK: You're a lamer.
IN: Pardon me.
SK: I just said that you're a lamer.
IN: What does that mean.
SK: You don't have any warez.
IN: What are warez.
SK: F-U. Ye'r balcklisted bud!!!!!!!1111
IN: Your existance is no longer an asset to the universe. Die.
SK: Alright. (dies)
IN: Hee. (lives)