This black-haired girl is named Candice. Two young naval officers wish to date her, and she decides to give both of them a shot. Let's see who understands the needs of Candice's black hair well enough to succeed with her... if you know what I mean.
1: Here's Joe. Joe arrives late for the date. Way to go Joe... that'll impress her. Joe now informs Candice that he doesn't want to go to dinner anymore, but wants to go dancing instead. Oh, thinks Candice, who hasn't eaten for three years. Smooth going, Joe. Remember, women don't have any needs, but will do whatever you want, you insensitive idiot.
Now Joe and Candice are at the dance club. Joe informs Candice that he is a regular here, and then proves it by going off to speak with some of his friends. That'll impress her, Joe. Women don't mind standing alone as long as they know they're with a popular man. What did you want her to do, you fucker, fend for herself? She's just a helpless little woman.
Now - finally - Joe remembers Candice and invites the other officers over to meet her. He then says that she is Candice and gestures towards her with his left hand. Great work, Joe. Joe, being the ignorant barbarian that he is, forgets that it is completely tactless to move one's left hand in the direction of a lady under 30 between 7:45pm and 8:15pm when the moon is in Cancer, unless the second digit in your age happens to be a 4 or a 0. Come on Joe, you savage, hurry up and evolve for fuck's sake! The officers somehow manage to contain their vomit at Joe's baboon-like lack of civility and quickly excuse themselves. Candice is probably wishing she and her black hair could do the same.
After a long night of dancing with other women as well as Candice, the heartless cocksucker drives her home and walks her to her door. No success tonight! Joe is forced to go home and succeed with his hand.
2: Now here comes Jerry. Jerry shows up on time, knowing black haired women love this. Candice's panties become wet as she looks at the clock. Jerry and Candice have previously made plans to go dancing instead of to dinner, and both of them are well fed and ready for a night of fun.
Jerry and Candice arrive at the dance club. Jerry sees some fellow officers he wishes to introduce to Candice, so he assumes the proper form and raises his left pant leg to two inches above his left knee, and proceeds to chant "bishopric, bishopric, bishopric" as he somersaults back and forth between the officers and the woman. Such proper civilized etiquette makes Candice and her black hair pretty hot - the officers are somewhat turned on aswell.
Jerry properly manages to dance with Candice for most of the night, and remembers to arrange to chain her up to a wall and have another male supervise her when he is busy somewhere else. After all, she is only a woman. Candice appreciates this, and licks her sensuous lips in anticipation of some succeeding later on.
Now, after a great night, Jerry drives Candice home. Jerry prepares to walk Candice to her door, but as he opens the car door for her Candice is completely swept off her feet by his proper etiquette.
"I want you," she pants, and proceeds to beg Jerry to make love to her. Jerry, being a proper gentleman, says "No, not on the first date, you slut," and speeds away even as Candice clings on to his rear fender.
This is How to Succeed with Black Haired Girls. Go, try it.