They were a hearty folk; having been raised in the woods by their own legs.
As for the cliff, well, it loomed, as cliffs so often do.
Placing a tangerine inside the human neck will, in fact, cause fossil fuels to sprout from any extra sockets that human might have. Thus, for the price of a simple tangerine, we can become the people we've always wanted to be - florists. Who says progress is no fun?
The leftover tangent was fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff. Shhh! I know. But it's true.