Slowly, very slowly, I watched as the majestic yak emerged slowly from the gentle mist. I slowly let my eyes wander all over its body, I slowly noticed a fine mist on top of its fur. I slowly wandered over to it. Its mouth slowly formed a smile. I slowly raised my hand and slowly stroked its head. Slowly it raised its head and slowly said "Why are you doing everything so fucking slowly?", and it slowly sprinted off in the direction of Libya.