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More Reasons Why BEER!!!1 Is Better Than Women

  • Beer doesn't always demand sex
  • Beer can keep its grimey mouth off your penis
  • Beer doesn't have awkward breasts
  • Beer's foamier
  • You can marry beer
  • You can live with or without beer (well, maybe not HAHA!)
  • Beer makes you pee a lot, so you can touch your penis but I'm not a fag
  • You don't get to throw up if you have too much sex
  • Women don't go "sssssss" when you open them