Diary of a Man Who Solders His Penis to a Wall by Plastic Brain Carrier
Oct 19/93: THAT'S IT I decided and soldered my penis to the wall.
That's the last time it would bother me. It's ruled my life for just
too damn long.
Oct 20: I'm feeling quite sore because I can't go to the bathroom. I
soldered my penis hole shut. I suppose I should have thought about
urinating. I'm also thirsty and hungry. Oh well...
Oct 21: I'm now very hungry and my throat is quite dry. My dog has
died of dehydration and I fear I will be next.
Oct 22: I've chewed off my left arm to stay alive. It's the first
nourishment I've had in days. I've found a way to urinate by poking a
hole in the shaft of my penis out of which the urine my flow. I did
it with this pen.
Oct 23: After 4 days of sleeping standing up, my legs are very tired.
i will eat my right arm. Can't write. Bye.
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