by Plastic Brain Carrier
Oct 20: I'm feeling quite sore because I can't go to the bathroom. I soldered my penis hole shut. I suppose I should have thought about urinating. I'm also thirsty and hungry. Oh well...
Oct 21: I'm now very hungry and my throat is quite dry. My dog has died of dehydration and I fear I will be next.
Oct 22: I've chewed off my left arm to stay alive. It's the first nourishment I've had in days. I've found a way to urinate by poking a hole in the shaft of my penis out of which the urine my flow. I did it with this pen.
Oct 23: After 4 days of sleeping standing up, my legs are very tired. i will eat my right arm. Can't write. Bye.