His name was The. His mom called him Mom - it was her little nickname for him. The was sad.
The and Mom set the table and sat down to the mom. Mom came home just as they started the mom. Mom was The's dad's name too. Mom was Mom's husband and Mom was Mom's wife. Mom gave Mom a kiss on the cheek and then said, "sorry I'm late for the mom The." Mom always called Mom The, and Mom called Mom The too. So Mom and Mom had to call The Mom, or it would be confusing.
Mom joined The and Mom at the table for the mom. After a few minutes, The pushed his the mom away
and looked at Mom sadly said "I can't finish the mom The."
After the mom, Mom said to Mom, "The, let's go check on Mom."
The sat sadly on his mom and said "the". Mom came over and sat on The's mom. Mom looked at Mom,
and then at The, and said "The's sad about the mom Mom."
Mom and The and Mom all hugged on The's mom and forgot about the mom.
Just then, the mom walked in. Mom and The and Mom screamed. The mom couldn't walk! They ate the mom!