YIP Files in Alphabetical Order by File Name

• 1230man The 12:30 man
• 3140 The Great Farmer Revolt of 3140
• 3guys Three Guys and a Macadamia Nut
• 6am Something Close to Six A.M.
• account1 How To Speed Up Your Accounting Cycle
• actdave Action Dave
• ad New-Ad
• adolph Adolph
• africa Journey to Africa
• ajouxie Ajouxie The Trapeze Wire
• anarchy! Anarchy!
• animkill The Animal Killer
• applesau Fried Applesauce
• archduke The Assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand
• arecttoh A Rising Eagles' Clasp Through the Thorns of Heaven
• arnold Arnold Lapkin Speaks
• arthur Arthur P. Smith: The Happy Man of the Twenty Fourth Century
• attic Attic
• august August
• auntvist Aunt Visit
• autobio My Autobiography
• avdeath Avenue of Death
• bacon BACON!
• badgirl The Bad Girl
• balrel Balrel
• barnacle Barnacles
• bash The Ultimate Bash
• bat Voyage to the Peninsula of the Grotesque Bat
• batswood Ways In Which Bats and Wood Differ
• bbxmas Basketball Christmas
• beauammo Beautiful Ammunition Mutiny
• belgium The Belg-off
• berfitz Berfitz, Parts 1-3
• bffloat Ode To A Banana/Frog Float
• biggame The Big Game
• bishop A Bishop
• bitter Bitterness
• black The Asian Black Party or The Origins of Mogue
• blacksnt Black Santa
• blah Carbon Dioxide Mania
• blanket Blankets
• blind Blind
• blindest The Blindest Guy
• bloodtal The Tales of Blood
• bones tHE mAN wHO aRRANGED bONES iNSTEAD oF fLOWERS
• book1 Book One in the Gratuity Series
• boredom Boredom
• bottom Bottom
• brick Brick Squid: Individual
• bristle Bristle Board and Modern Society
• brokrez Broken New Year's Resolutions
• bufrick Bufrick
• butter Butter
• candles Candles
• carnivor Carnivoria
• carpet The Best Carpet
• cartoon The Adventures of Swastika - Part I
• cartoon2 The Adventures of Swastika - Part II (The Classroom)
• cats We ALL love cats
• cells Cells
• census The Cencus Scandal
• cheetah The Death of a Cheetah
• cheeze Commentary with Cheeze
• cheezesh The Cheeze Store
• chewawa UNNAMED STORY
• chickens When Chickens Get the Vote
• child1 My Childhood as an Invertibrate
• chinchil Fried Chinchilla
• chris An Attempt at a Nice Christmas Story
• chris2 The Best Christmas Ever (For Real, Though)
• christm7 The Merriest Christmas EVER
• chrmspm A Fucking Christmas Poem, Shit
• chuchu This is the story of my life.
• cindy Cindy with the seeing eyes
• circus The Boring Circus
• coa&boat Coa and Boat
• coffin How to Amuse Yourself in a Coffin
• compen Thanatos Jones Compendium
• condors Condors Hazardous!
• config Ode to Config.Sys
• conform The Man Who Wouldn't Conform
• continue The continuation..
• conversa The Conversation
• corpse Corpse on Parade
• cosmos Eyes of the Cosmos
• cow cow
• cowmance Cowmancer
• crchmock Church Mocking
• crepe The Divine Crepe
• cricket The Cricket
• crying It's in My Nature
• daemon Daemon in the Bar
• dairyxms A Dairy Christmas
• day Day
• dayilept The Day I Lept
• deafmute Ode to a Deaf-Mute
• death Death to all Spacious
• deathbab Death by Babble
• deaths The Death Story
• denis Why Denis Arnold is not an Interesting Man
• dialogue The Basics of Dialogue
• diehl One Man's Yellow Hell
• dinosaur The Man with the Freud ThingMore Theories on or How the Dinosaurs Died Out
• diologue Diologue
• dirtseus Dirty Dr. Seuss
• dishpan How I got Dishpan Hands
• dishrag The Dishrag Conspiracy
• distract Distraction
• dogfarm SO YOU WANT TO BE A DOG FARMER.
• dogworld Dog World
• donut Donut Hell
• doritoes Doritoes
• dosmoron DOS for Complete and Utter Morons, Like You, Fuckhead
• dreams Dreams
• drest Drest
• drip The Drip
• dronzol DRONZOL and the Supernova
• dthodd1 Death by Oddity
• duotang Kypruk's New Duotang
• ebb Ebb
• ed My Friend Ed
• editapr April Editorial
• editmay Editorial:
• ego The Ego Boost
• elbow Death's Elbow's New GIF Section
• election The Election
• elvis Elvis
• embryos Songs by the Wild Embryos
• ency Ency
• enmelee The Sled Vs. The Watermelon Vs. The Camel Vs. The Head En Melee
• eraser A Pencil Eraser On Top Of A Desk
• eta The Murder of Eta
• eunice Eunice and the incident at the house
• evil THE EVIL EYE EPIC
• evolutio Emotion
• evrythng Essay on Everything
• explode The World Explodes
• faice The Day I Died and went to Mai Faice
• fairy1 Fairy Tale One
• fairy2 Fairy Tale Two
• fairy3 Fairy Tale Three
• family The Family that lived on Venus
• fastdeth The Fastest Death:
• favour The Favour
• fegrequ2 Fegrequa - The New Modules
• fegrequa FEGREQUA
• fetus Fetuses and their Users
• firstuni The First Day of the Universe
• fish2 THE CHOIR SINGS TO GOD
• fishman Fish Man
• five Five Syllabel's in Wallpaper
• flower The Flower And My Boot
• fluffdet Fluff Detection
• fogblank Fog in a Blanket
• forever Forever in my Abdomen
• fred1 The Fred Trilogy Part Un
• fred2 The Fred Trilogy Part Two (2)
• fred5 The Fred Trilogy Part XXCCGHRRRSSFVCVDHFDGGCARXANLLGFHUKOOBN(5)
• freddie Freddie
• frenzied Frenzied Tail
• frothy The Frothy Beast
• fruit The Implications of Fruit, Parts 1-8 Billion
• fuck Fuck
• future1 Future 1
• future2 Future 2
• future3 Future 3
• future4 Future 4
• future5 Future 5
• fuzzcow Fuzz is so QuaintOde to Cows
• games Games
• gargoyle How To Cope With Gargoyles
• gas The Gas Pump
• gaspump The Gas Pump - Critical Review
• gastro Gastrointestinal Problems
• gauntlet Gauntlet: The Video Game That's a Lot Like Life
• gender The Gender
• gimp Gimp
• gingrhat Gingerbread Hatred
• god To Be a God
• godnjeez God 'n' Jeez
• goldkey Gold Key
• goodholo A Good Holocaust
• goodlife The Good Life
• goofy Utter nonsense brought to you by Thanatos Jones
• gravy The Gravy Train
• greasy 6000-6999 - Millenium of Grease
• greek Greek Cathlics go to Wyoming
• green Green is the Room
• grow Grow
• guatamal New Guatamala
• gummy A Little Something For Mr. Gummy
• hairdry How to dry your hair without putting a lot of effort into it
• hamster Things the Hamsters Have Taught Me
• handbook Babbler's Handbook Ver 4.0
• hannukah A Very Special Chanukkah
• harass How I got Harassed in the 60's
• hardday Hard Day
• harleqin HOT GARDEN OF LOVE
• harmatey Har Mateys
• head Disembodied Heads
• hell When All Hell Breaks Loose
• her Her
• herbs THIS IS THE TITLE OF MY STORY
• hey! Hey!
• hidden Hidden Desires
• history Here's an approximate history of YIP
• hojen The Hojen
• holybabl The Holy Babble
• hopili Hopili Waterkite
• hostile Jeopardy When Alex Gets Hostile
• house The Dark House... OF FEAR
• hungry The Hungry Boy
• husks Night of the Husks
• hyperbol Megapudding
• insane Day in the Life of an Insane Man
• intro Babble: An Introduction
• islingtn Dictionary of Islingtonisms and Phrases
• jake Jake
• jamvirus The Emotional Bit of Jam / Jim's Virus / The Harvest
• jedi Revenge of Jedi
• jehovah Things to do when J.W.'s com to YOUR door
• jello The Jello On My Fork
• jello1 Shirley, the red jello blob
• jeopardy Jeopardy when Alex gets Senile
• jesus Jesus Quotes
• jesused Jesus Humour: Why It's Funny
• jobapp The Job Applicant
• john John or Bob or Bill
• jokes REALLY GOOD JOKES
• jokes1 FUNNY JOKES to make people stare
• jones Oliver-Jonesism
• juice The Juice
• jumpjuly Jumping in July
• kelly Kelly
• kibble The World Turns To Kibble
• kitchen Kitchen of Much Torment
• klip Klip
• ktleofsh Kettle of Fish
• kurt Kurt and the Dig
• la la
• lalala La La La
• lamp The Lamp
• lancpont The Lancaster Pontifect
• lavender In a Lavender Room With His Mom
• left Left-Handed Radiation
• lego Lego
• letter Letter
• letter Letter
• letters Letters
• lilongwe Lilongwe
• list The List
• lizard The Lizard Bigot
• llama Encyclopedia Llamactica
• llamas2 Recipe For Cooked Llama
• lmonplay The Lemon Play
• locust Rewards of an Honourable Locust
• lounge Reception Lounge
• love Love.
• m How to Amuse Yourself in a Coffin:
• mammoth Mammoth
• mango The Mango
• mannsun Man And Sun
• maria Maria - the little Mexican girl
• marlpoem Marla Shapiro's Poetry
• marnie Marnie
• mdwap MUTANT DOGS WHO ARE PEOPLE
• meaning Meaning
• mechanic The Mechanic Image
• megahist An Approximate History of YIP
• melons Satire on Melons
• messiah "The Messiah"
• metaphor The Bad Metaphor
• mission Babble Mission
• mockery A Mockery of Someone Else's Existence
• mocking Mockery
• molass The Charred Molasses Fields
• molecule In Tribute of Molecules
• monday One Monday Morning
• mongoat Mongoat
• moo Moo
• moodco Moodco.
• mormans Bizarre Mormans at Canada's Wonderland
• mount1 Mount 1
• mount2 Mount 2
• movement The Advantages of Movement
• murder Murder Mystery - In Point Form
• murphy Murphy The Clown
• musical Laurentien Cabin - Take 2 - The Musical
• nails Nails
• naming The Naming Ceremony
• nancy Nancy
• narrate The Art of Narration
• naughty The Naughty Elk
• neobab History of Neo Babylonia
• neobaben The Neo-Babylonian Encyclopedia
• newworld The ALL-NEW History of the World
• nice I feel nice.
• nicedad The Nice Dad
• ninja Why Black Ninja's Don't Eat Oranges
• nj1 The Adventures of Neo-Jesus
• nj2 Neo-Jesus' Continuing Adventures Beyond The Tomb
• no The Books of Neo-Ostrogothism
• noblame A File You Can't Blame Me For
• nuns Nuns
• nurse One Wise Nurse
• o_party Office Party
• obvious The Obvious Story
• occurnce The Occurance
• oddapril The Oddest April
• ode An Ode to Characterization
• ohtanya Oh Tanya
• oj Orange Juice
• ol-fath Ol-Fath
• oldtrees The Tale of the Old Trees
• olympia OLYMPIA AND THE SAD BIFTECH
• oneday One Day...
• optical Optical Fun
• oralsex Oral Sex
• orange Orange
• orchard In The Orchard That Time Forgot
• orient Orientation
• pancakes ODE TO PANCAKES
• papa Crazy Papa
• pastry THE EVIL THAT PASTRIES DO
• pea Pea
• peace Peace
• peach The Peach
• pepper Small Peppermints
• pepperon Pepperoni Stick Man
• percept A Suburbanite, a Doctor, and some Inanimate Objects
• petition The Petition
• physics Physics Gone Bad
• picker The Map of Pickerheadville
• pidown Pi/Metro is down
• piggy The Sixth Piggy: The One Who Went to the Gallows
• pigs Pigs in a Bathtub
• pitlife Pit Life
• pixies Pixies
• plastic Plastic
• play The Play
• playwrit The Playwrite
• poems A Collection of Poems
• poetry Poetry
• police Police Vehicle
• posse The Posse
• post_it As many uses for post-its as I can think of.
• potato How to Get More For Your Potato Dollar
• priveye Private Eye
• produce Produce from the planet Larynx.
• pseudo-r That Pseudo-Reptilian Stance
• psycho Psycho Quiz
• pulsate Pulsate
• purge Purge
• putrid Putrid and Vomit
• pyramid The Great Mud Pyramid of the Gods
• qqqqqqqq QQQQQQQQ
• quaint La
• queasy Queasy
• queen Queen
• quest Quest for Sand
• quest2 Quest for Sand II - The Revenge
• question Questions
• quirkman The Quirky Guy
• quotes Half-Decent YIP Member Quotes
• quotes2 More Quotes
• rainbow A Rainbow On My Forehead
• rake Rake
• ralph Ralph's Quest
• rapunzel Note From Rapunzel
• raunchy Some Raunchy Computer Jokes
• readme.pi README.PI
• realize The Realization
• rebel The Rebel
• regatta The Crazy Teens Enter a Regatta
• render Renderman
• rep Rep
• resistor 10 GREAT USES FOR RESISTORS
• river The River
• roartime Roaring Times
• robert Christmastime at the Robertsons
• roof Roof Pride
• roses Dead Roses
• rubeword Rube Word
• s&m Sol & Marcel Part I
• s&mii Sol & Marcel ][:
• sad I Feel Sad.
• salaman The Day The Salamander Spoke To Me
• samuel The Devil and Samuel T. Johnson
• santaven Santa Vengence
• sasha The Girl Who Made People Think
• satanic A DEATH POEM I'D LIKE TO SHARE WITH YOU
• sate&man Satan & The Man
• saturn Saturn
• school School
• scotland Why Totenbuch Christ Must Not Move To Scotland
• seagull Seagull Insolence
• seamonk Sea Monkey Love
• sentence A Sentance
• sex!!! Sex!!!
• sextale Sex Tale (minus the non-interesting words)
• shadow Shadow
• shampoo Shampoo
• shane The Life of Shane
• shimplas Why I love Shimmering Plastic
• shirt The One Man And Someone Else's Shirt
• shoe Shoe
• shoe_gum My incident on the sidewalk
• sigh The Sigh
• sigomt Shiny Incendiary Guam On My Toast
• silence Shattered Silence
• similes When Similes Ruled The Earth
• singular Singularity
• sirgum Sirs of Gum
• skiview Interview with a Skiier
• slapstick Ode to a Slapstick Woman
• sleepbag Sleeping Bag Users Guide
• sloth Slow But Steady
• slut Slut
• snow Snow: A poem.
• snow2 Snow II: Another poem
• snuggles The Last Crusade of Dr. Snuggles
• soapmine Soap Mines
• solder Diary of a Man Who Solders His Penis to a Wall
• somalia Somalia
• south The South
• spank-s Spank-$
• squid The Happy Squid
• squish Squish
• sslove Street Side Love
• stern Stern
• stikol Stikol
• strypls3 Story +3
• stupid I'm Stupid
• subparty The Suburbanite Party
• success How to Succeed With Black-Haired Girls
• summer My Summer Vacation
• sunbear Sunshine and teddy bears
• suntan The Suntan
• swedeath The Swedeath 2000
• swift THE ADVENTURES OF SWIFTY IONESCO IN THE LAND OF BABBLE
• switz Switzerland
• tacotung Tacos and my Tongue
• tact How To Respond With Tact
• tactic 30 Tactics That Will Win Any Conflict
• talelong THE TALE OF LONG
• taylor Taylor and the Chunk of Metal
• tcsongs Totenbuch Christ Songs
• tea The Tea Party - A Short Novel
• teasies Teasies
• ted Ted
• telephon The Telephone
• terence Terence
• test The Test
• the The...
• the1970s The 1970's
• themom The Mom
• therebel The True Rebel
• thewar The War
• theyears THE YEARS OF CIVILIZATION
• thing Where to go?
• things Things to Remember
• time Hell.. or the Grocery Store
• tire Can you space a tire?
• toad Ode To The Scrotum Of A Toad
• toastbib The Toast Bible
• toastcom Commentary on Toast
• tooth The Tooth Years
• topiz Topiz - PART 19
• topiz45 Topiz - Part 45
• tour Tour
• traces Various Scraps of Babble I Found Beneath the Forbidden Cork
• tragedy Tragedy
• tragvlop The Tragniwan Velopskusay
• trapdog The Trapped Dog
• trees The Trees
• tricks Fun Tricks, Volumes 1 - 4
• trip A STORY THAT WILL MAKE YOU SQUIRM CAUSE ITS SCARY
• twist A TRULY TWISTED PLAY
• tyranny The Tyranny of Bup
• undead An Undead Christmas
• undwater Under Water
• universe THE DAY THE UNIVERSE EXPLODED
• untitled Untitled
• uoqp Uoqp
• urine Urine
• v Victory!
• valhalla Valhalla
• varicose Days of varicosness
• venus The Family that Lived on Venus
• violence Gratuitous Violence
• vocab The Professional Babbler's Handbook
• vsurr Virtual Surreality
• wallet The Wallet
• warhol Warhol
• water Water 1-4
• weed The Weed Man
• westeast West of East
• wf World's Fall
• whittle Whittling in A Minor
• wibola Report on Wibola
• window Window
• wish The Wish
• wolfpart The Various Body Parts of a Wolf
• writer The Writer
• yaks Yaks in the Mist
• yapo Yapo and his Canker Sore
• yarn Ode to a flat piece of yarn
• yip Yip
• yiplama The YIP Guide to Llamas
• yippers What it takes to be a YIP member
• yipsub So there was this-
• yknow Y'know
• yourpoem YOUR POEM
• youth Youth on the Whole
• zzz ZZZ