YIP Files in Alphabetical Order by Title

• "The Messiah"
• 10 GREAT USES FOR RESISTORS
• The 12:30 man
• The 1970's
• 30 Tactics That Will Win Any Conflict
• 6000-6999 - Millenium of Grease
• Action Dave
• Adolph
• The Advantages of Movement
• The Adventures of Neo-Jesus
• The Adventures of Swastika - Part II (The Classroom)
• The Adventures of Swastika - Part I
• THE ADVENTURES OF SWIFTY IONESCO IN THE LAND OF BABBLE
• Ajouxie The Trapeze Wire
• The ALL-NEW History of the World
• Anarchy!
• The Animal Killer
• An Approximate History of YIP
• April Editorial
• Arnold Lapkin Speaks
• The Art of Narration
• Arthur P. Smith: The Happy Man of the Twenty Fourth Century
• As many uses for post-its as I can think of.
• The Asian Black Party or The Origins of Mogue
• The Assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand
• An Attempt at a Nice Christmas Story
• Attic
• August
• Aunt Visit
• Avenue of Death
• Babble Mission
• Babble: An Introduction
• Babbler's Handbook Ver 4.0
• BACON!
• The Bad Girl
• The Bad Metaphor
• Balrel
• Barnacles
• The Basics of Dialogue
• Basketball Christmas
• Beautiful Ammunition Mutiny
• The Belg-off
• Berfitz, Parts 1-3
• The Best Carpet
• The Best Christmas Ever (For Real, Though)
• The Big Game
• A Bishop
• Bitterness
• Bizarre Mormans at Canada's Wonderland
• Black Santa
• Blankets
• Blind
• The Blindest Guy
• Book One in the Gratuity Series
• The Books of Neo-Ostrogothism
• Boredom
• The Boring Circus
• Bottom
• Brick Squid: Individual
• Bristle Board and Modern Society
• Broken New Year's Resolutions
• Bufrick
• Butter
• Can you space a tire?
• Candles
• Carbon Dioxide Mania
• Carnivoria
• Cells
• The Cencus Scandal
• The Charred Molasses Fields
• The Cheeze Store
• THE CHOIR SINGS TO GOD
• Christmastime at the Robertsons
• Church Mocking
• Cindy with the seeing eyes
• Coa and Boat
• A Collection of Poems
• Commentary on Toast
• Commentary with Cheeze
• Condors Hazardous!
• The continuation..
• The Conversation
• Corpse on Parade
• cow
• Cowmancer
• Crazy Papa
• The Crazy Teens Enter a Regatta
• The Cricket
• Daemon in the Bar
• A Dairy Christmas
• The Dark House... OF FEAR
• Day
• The Day I Died and went to Mai Faice
• The Day I Lept
• Day in the Life of an Insane Man
• The Day The Salamander Spoke To Me
• THE DAY THE UNIVERSE EXPLODED
• Days of varicosness
• Dead Roses
• Death by Babble
• Death by Oddity
• The Death of a Cheetah
• A DEATH POEM I'D LIKE TO SHARE WITH YOU
• The Death Story
• Death to all Spacious
• Death's Elbow's New GIF Section
• The Devil and Samuel T. Johnson
• Diary of a Man Who Solders His Penis to a Wall
• Dictionary of Islingtonisms and Phrases
• Diologue
• Dirty Dr. Seuss
• Disembodied Heads
• The Dishrag Conspiracy
• Distraction
• The Divine Crepe
• Dog World
• Donut Hell
• Doritoes
• DOS for Complete and Utter Morons, Like You, Fuckhead
• Dreams
• Drest
• The Drip
• DRONZOL and the Supernova
• Ebb
• Editorial:
• The Ego Boost
• The Election
• Elvis
• Emotion
• The Emotional Bit of Jam / Jim's Virus / The Harvest
• Ency
• Encyclopedia Llamactica
• Essay on Everything
• Eunice and the incident at the house
• THE EVIL EYE EPIC
• THE EVIL THAT PASTRIES DO
• Eyes of the Cosmos
• Fairy Tale One
• Fairy Tale Three
• Fairy Tale Two
• The Family that lived on Venus
• The Family that Lived on Venus
• The Fastest Death:
• The Favour
• FEGREQUA
• Fegrequa - The New Modules
• Fetuses and their Users
• A File You Can't Blame Me For
• The First Day of the Universe
• Fish Man
• Five Syllabel's in Wallpaper
• The Flower And My Boot
• Fluff Detection
• Fog in a Blanket
• Forever in my Abdomen
• The Fred Trilogy Part Two (2)
• The Fred Trilogy Part Un
• The Fred Trilogy Part XXCCGHRRRSSFVCVDHFDGGCARXANLLGFHUKOOBN(5)
• Freddie
• Frenzied Tail
• Fried Applesauce
• Fried Chinchilla
• The Frothy Beast
• Fuck
• A Fucking Christmas Poem, Shit
• Fun Tricks, Volumes 1 - 4
• FUNNY JOKES to make people stare
• Future 1
• Future 2
• Future 3
• Future 4
• Future 5
• Fuzz is so Quaint & Ode to Cows
• Games
• The Gas Pump
• The Gas Pump - Critical Review
• Gastrointestinal Problems
• Gauntlet: The Video Game That's a Lot Like Life
• The Gender
• Gimp
• Gingerbread Hatred
• The Girl Who Made People Think
• God 'n' Jeez
• Gold Key
• A Good Holocaust
• The Good Life
• Gratuitous Violence
• The Gravy Train
• The Great Farmer Revolt of 3140
• The Great Mud Pyramid of the Gods
• Greek Cathlics go to Wyoming
• Green is the Room
• Grow
• Half-Decent YIP Member Quotes
• The Happy Squid
• Har Mateys
• Hard Day
• Hell.. or the Grocery Store
• Her
• Here's an approximate history of YIP
• Hey!
• Hidden Desires
• History of Neo Babylonia
• The Hojen
• The Holy Babble
• Hopili Waterkite
• HOT GARDEN OF LOVE
• How I got Dishpan Hands
• How I got Harassed in the 60's
• How to Amuse Yourself in a Coffin
• How to Amuse Yourself in a Coffin:
• How To Cope With Gargoyles
• How to dry your hair without putting a lot of effort into it
• How to Get More For Your Potato Dollar
• How To Respond With Tact
• How To Speed Up Your Accounting Cycle
• How to Succeed With Black-Haired Girls
• The Hungry Boy
• I feel nice.
• I Feel Sad.
• I'm Stupid
• The Implications of Fruit, Parts 1-8 Billion
• In a Lavender Room With His Mom
• In The Orchard That Time Forgot
• In Tribute of Molecules
• Interview with a Skiier
• It's in My Nature
• Jake
• The Jello On My Fork
• Jeopardy When Alex Gets Hostile
• Jeopardy when Alex gets Senile
• Jesus Humour: Why It's Funny
• Jesus Quotes
• The Job Applicant
• John or Bob or Bill
• Journey to Africa
• The Juice
• Jumping in July
• Kelly
• Kettle of Fish
• Kitchen of Much Torment
• Klip
• Kurt and the Dig
• Kypruk's New Duotang
• la
• La
• La La La
• The Lamp
• The Lancaster Pontifect
• The Last Crusade of Dr. Snuggles
• Laurentien Cabin - Take 2 - The Musical
• Left-Handed Radiation
• Lego
• The Lemon Play
• Letter
• Letter
• Letters
• The Life of Shane
• Lilongwe
• The List
• A Little Something For Mr. Gummy
• The Lizard Bigot
• Love.
• Mammoth
• Man And Sun
• The Man Who Wouldn't Conform
• The Man with the Freud ThingMore Theories on or How the Dinosaurs Died Out
• The Mango
• The Map of Pickerheadville
• Maria - the little Mexican girl
• Marla Shapiro's Poetry
• Marnie
• Meaning
• The Mechanic Image
• Megapudding
• The Merriest Christmas EVER
• Mockery
• A Mockery of Someone Else's Existence
• The Mom
• Mongoat
• Moo
• Moodco.
• More Quotes
• Mount 1
• Mount 2
• Murder Mystery - In Point Form
• The Murder of Eta
• Murphy The Clown
• MUTANT DOGS WHO ARE PEOPLE
• My Autobiography
• My Childhood as an Invertibrate
• My Friend Ed
• My incident on the sidewalk
• My Summer Vacation
• Nails
• The Naming Ceremony
• Nancy
• The Naughty Elk
• The Neo-Babylonian Encyclopedia
• Neo-Jesus' Continuing Adventures Beyond The Tomb
• New Guatamala
• New-Ad
• The Nice Dad
• Night of the Husks
• Note From Rapunzel
• Nuns
• The Obvious Story
• The Occurance
• The Oddest April
• Ode To A Banana/Frog Float
• Ode to a Deaf-Mute
• Ode to a flat piece of yarn
• Ode to a Slapstick Woman
• An Ode to Characterization
• Ode to Config.Sys
• ODE TO PANCAKES
• Ode To The Scrotum Of A Toad
• Office Party
• Oh Tanya
• Ol-Fath
• Oliver-Jonesism
• OLYMPIA AND THE SAD BIFTECH
• One Day...
• The One Man And Someone Else's Shirt
• One Man's Yellow Hell
• One Monday Morning
• One Wise Nurse
• Optical Fun
• Oral Sex
• Orange
• Orange Juice
• Orientation
• Pea
• Peace
• The Peach
• A Pencil Eraser On Top Of A Desk
• Pepperoni Stick Man
• The Petition
• Physics Gone Bad
• Pi/Metro is down
• Pigs in a Bathtub
• Pit Life
• Pixies
• Plastic
• The Play
• The Playwrite
• Poetry
• Police Vehicle
• The Posse
• Private Eye
• Produce from the planet Larynx.
• The Professional Babbler's Handbook
• Psycho Quiz
• Pulsate
• Purge
• Putrid and Vomit
• QQQQQQQQ
• Queasy
• Queen
• Quest for Sand
• Quest for Sand II - The Revenge
• Questions
• The Quirky Guy
• A Rainbow On My Forehead
• Rake
• Ralph's Quest
• README.PI
• The Realization
• REALLY GOOD JOKES
• The Rebel
• Reception Lounge
• Recipe For Cooked Llama
• Renderman
• Rep
• Report on Wibola
• Revenge of Jedi
• Rewards of an Honourable Locust
• A Rising Eagles' Clasp Through the Thorns of Heaven
• The River
• Roaring Times
• Roof Pride
• Rube Word
• Santa Vengence
• Satan & The Man
• Satire on Melons
• Saturn
• School
• Sea Monkey Love
• Seagull Insolence
• A Sentance
• Sex Tale (minus the non-interesting words)
• Sex!!!
• Shadow
• Shampoo
• Shattered Silence
• Shiny Incendiary Guam On My Toast
• Shirley, the red jello blob
• Shoe
• The Sigh
• Singularity
• Sirs of Gum
• The Sixth Piggy: The One Who Went to the Gallows
• The Sled Vs. The Watermelon Vs. The Camel Vs. The Head En Melee
• Sleeping Bag Users Guide
• Slow But Steady
• Slut
• Small Peppermints
• Snow II: Another poem
• Snow: A poem.
• So there was this-
• SO YOU WANT TO BE A DOG FARMER.
• Soap Mines
• Sol & Marcel Part I
• Sol & Marcel ][:
• Somalia
• Some Raunchy Computer Jokes
• Something Close to Six A.M.
• Songs by the Wild Embryos
• The South
• Spank-$
• Squish
• Stern
• Stikol
• Story +3
• A STORY THAT WILL MAKE YOU SQUIRM CAUSE ITS SCARY
• Street Side Love
• The Suburbanite Party
• A Suburbanite, a Doctor, and some Inanimate Objects
• Sunshine and teddy bears
• The Suntan
• The Swedeath 2000
• Switzerland
• Tacos and my Tongue
• THE TALE OF LONG
• The Tale of the Old Trees
• The Tales of Blood
• Taylor and the Chunk of Metal
• The Tea Party - A Short Novel
• Teasies
• Ted
• The Telephone
• Terence
• The Test
• Thanatos Jones Compendium
• That Pseudo-Reptilian Stance
• tHE mAN wHO aRRANGED bONES iNSTEAD oF fLOWERS
• The...
• Things the Hamsters Have Taught Me
• Things to do when J.W.'s com to YOUR door
• Things to Remember
• This is the story of my life.
• THIS IS THE TITLE OF MY STORY
• Three Guys and a Macadamia Nut
• To Be a God
• The Toast Bible
• The Tooth Years
• Topiz - PART 19
• Topiz - Part 45
• Totenbuch Christ Songs
• Tour
• Tragedy
• The Tragniwan Velopskusay
• The Trapped Dog
• The Trees
• The True Rebel
• A TRULY TWISTED PLAY
• The Tyranny of Bup
• The Ultimate Bash
• An Undead Christmas
• Under Water
• UNNAMED STORY
• Untitled
• Uoqp
• Urine
• Utter nonsense brought to you by Thanatos Jones
• Valhalla
• The Various Body Parts of a Wolf
• Various Scraps of Babble I Found Beneath the Forbidden Cork
• A Very Special Chanukkah
• Victory!
• Virtual Surreality
• Voyage to the Peninsula of the Grotesque Bat
• The Wallet
• The War
• Warhol
• Water 1-4
• Ways In Which Bats and Wood Differ
• We ALL love cats
• The Weed Man
• West of East
• What it takes to be a YIP member
• When All Hell Breaks Loose
• When Chickens Get the Vote
• When Similes Ruled The Earth
• Where to go?
• Whittling in A Minor
• Why Black Ninja's Don't Eat Oranges
• Why Denis Arnold is not an Interesting Man
• Why I love Shimmering Plastic
• Why Totenbuch Christ Must Not Move To Scotland
• Window
• The Wish
• The World Explodes
• The World Turns To Kibble
• World's Fall
• The Writer
• Y'know
• Yaks in the Mist
• Yapo and his Canker Sore
• THE YEARS OF CIVILIZATION
• Yip
• The YIP Guide to Llamas
• YOUR POEM
• Youth on the Whole
• ZZZ